Bro code 6: never go in the urinal directly next to someone it makes things awkward
Bro code 7: if your going I bring something bring enough to shar with your bros
Bro code 8: Never be to cool to listen to Whitney Huston bros love that stuff
Bro code 9: Never leave a bro behind
Bro code 10: Always take the blame if a bro gets in a sticky situation with his girl, parents, or teachers
Sunday, November 18, 2012
To be or not to be
It's time to just sit and listen
Take out the headphones!!!
This is important
You wanna know the steps to life
You wanna know the secrets of the universe
No you don't, you ain't ready
You couldn't handle knowing it
I could probably get sent to jail just for telling you
Okay here it is...
Forgive, and forget
Take out the headphones!!!
This is important
You wanna know the steps to life
You wanna know the secrets of the universe
No you don't, you ain't ready
You couldn't handle knowing it
I could probably get sent to jail just for telling you
Okay here it is...
Forgive, and forget
Monday, November 12, 2012
Bro code
BRO CODE
Code #1 Always back up your bros
Code #2 Wait 24 hours before you hit up another's women
Code #3 If your sharing a bed and accidentally cuddle don't make it awkward just turn around and go to sleep
Code #4 If a bro needs money lend it to him. Your bros
Code #5 Only four hot mom jokes a day and only six hot sister jokes
Code #1 Always back up your bros
Code #2 Wait 24 hours before you hit up another's women
Code #3 If your sharing a bed and accidentally cuddle don't make it awkward just turn around and go to sleep
Code #4 If a bro needs money lend it to him. Your bros
Code #5 Only four hot mom jokes a day and only six hot sister jokes
Wealthy
At two thirty Saturday morning he went to his nightstand
He looked in his mirror
I'm a boring man with a 9-5 job
I've got a big house
I've got a fast car
I've got a fine wife
My yard is three acres, with a basketball court and a swimming pool
I drink champagne cause I'm fancy
I laugh and put on a smile at the annual country club party
I bought my daughter a pony...
SHE'S FIVE
My sons not into sports
He sits and plays video games!!
Wonderful life I don't fit in
How'd I get here
How do I get out
I wanna travel the world
I wanna live paycheck to paycheck
Maybe I'll be a teacher
Or a famous musician
Ah who am I kidding I'm only six year away from retirement. Ill stick with this life
He looked in his mirror
I'm a boring man with a 9-5 job
I've got a big house
I've got a fast car
I've got a fine wife
My yard is three acres, with a basketball court and a swimming pool
I drink champagne cause I'm fancy
I laugh and put on a smile at the annual country club party
I bought my daughter a pony...
SHE'S FIVE
My sons not into sports
He sits and plays video games!!
Wonderful life I don't fit in
How'd I get here
How do I get out
I wanna travel the world
I wanna live paycheck to paycheck
Maybe I'll be a teacher
Or a famous musician
Ah who am I kidding I'm only six year away from retirement. Ill stick with this life
Sunday, November 4, 2012
PPPooPPPooPPPoot
I remember when you didn't care what people thought of you, and I remember when people were real and didn't talk shit behind your back, and I remember when you had est friends and you hung out with them every single day, I remember not having to put on a smile everyday to make people happy, I remember when you could be yourself without people thinking you were weird or didn't fit in.... No actually I don't ber that ecause its fake. Even little kids these days are superficial and care more about what people think of them. They care more about who they impress then having fun
poor poor kid
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Grades
They grade you on your imagination
They grade you on your creativity!
How do you put a grade on those
You grade on math skills
or even reading
Not Your artistic skill or orginazaion skilzzz
They grade you on your creativity!
How do you put a grade on those
You grade on math skills
or even reading
Not Your artistic skill or orginazaion skilzzz
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