Sunday, November 18, 2012

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Bro code 6: never go in the urinal directly next to someone it makes things awkward

Bro code 7: if your going I bring something bring enough to shar with your bros

Bro code 8: Never be to cool to listen to Whitney Huston bros love that stuff

Bro code 9: Never leave a bro behind

Bro code 10: Always take the blame if a bro gets in a sticky situation with his girl, parents, or teachers

To be or not to be

It's time to just sit and listen

Take out the headphones!!!

This is important

You wanna know the steps to life

You wanna know the secrets of the universe

No you don't, you ain't ready

You couldn't handle knowing it

I could probably get sent to jail just for telling you

Okay here it is...

Forgive, and forget

Monday, November 12, 2012

Bro code

BRO CODE

Code #1 Always back up your bros

Code #2 Wait 24 hours before you hit up another's women

Code #3 If your sharing a bed and accidentally cuddle don't make it awkward just turn around and go to sleep

Code #4 If a bro needs money lend it to him. Your bros

Code #5 Only four hot mom jokes a day and only six hot sister jokes

Wealthy

At two thirty Saturday morning he went to his nightstand

He looked in his mirror

I'm a boring man with a 9-5 job

I've got a big house

I've got a fast car

I've got a fine wife

My yard is three acres, with a basketball court and a swimming pool

I drink champagne cause I'm fancy

I laugh and put on a smile at the annual country club party

I bought my daughter a pony...

SHE'S FIVE

My sons not into sports

He sits and plays video games!!

Wonderful life I don't fit in

How'd I get here

How do I get out

I wanna travel the world

I wanna live paycheck to paycheck

Maybe I'll be a teacher

Or a famous musician

Ah who am I kidding I'm only six year away from retirement. Ill stick with this life

Sunday, November 4, 2012

New hero:Ricky Williams

PPPooPPPooPPPoot

I remember when you didn't care what people thought of you, and I remember when people were real and didn't talk shit behind your back, and I remember when you had est friends and you hung out with them every single day, I remember not having to put on a smile everyday to make people happy, I remember when you could be yourself without people thinking you were weird or didn't fit in.... No actually I don't ber that ecause its fake. Even little kids these days are superficial and care more about what people think of them. They care more about who they impress then having fun poor poor kid

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Grades

They grade you on your imagination
They grade you on your creativity!
How do you put a grade on those
You grade on math skills
or even reading
Not Your artistic skill or orginazaion skilzzz